bublog:

BUB on a PLANE.

Asking for more fishes, please.

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nsfwsb:

tumblr does for social justice what peta does for animal rights

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zonkypuff:

my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits

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audiodrops:

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

i feel like it would say ‘DORB’ in a really deep voice too

Favorite KK Slider song from any game?

Probably KK Bossa. I have that one playing in my house a lot. 

Anonymous asked: ❁✌☮

Thanks, anon <3

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(via shy-town)

royaldelirium:

Get a D in a 300 level English taught class about German history
Get a B in a 400 level German taught class about the exact same subject matter
Same semester
Clearly something is wrong with this picture

I hate that bitch I hate her 

(Source: zetsubounikki, via kitten-burrito)